Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
