'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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