Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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