They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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