That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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