You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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