need another drink. this is the easiest way
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
