As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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