what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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