Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Dignity is for republicans.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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