Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
organizing the empties. That sober.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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