did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
