Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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