He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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