White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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