What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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