Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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