When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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