Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
