her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
