Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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