so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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