Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Randomize
