I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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