found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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