then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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