sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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