Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
