i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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