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I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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