Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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