what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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