How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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