We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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