This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
