I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I wear drunk well.
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