Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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