Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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