I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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