I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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