So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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