Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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