My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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