Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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