Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
