He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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