Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
