I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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