she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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