How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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