Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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