That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize